1. Yeah...I have a .45 semi-auto in the top drawer of an old roll top desk that sits by my back door for banana trees too.


    Smart man
  2. i had to google floundering gigs
  3. It's a small rowboat that is sinking.
  4. I use the gigs with only 1 prong. Thataway, you don't compromise the integrity of the meat, beaux.
  5. No, that would be a foundering gig.
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  6. and not a very effective weapon
  7. My chihauhua , taco, is our alarm. I have a .357 mag in my pistol case next to my bed. My wife has her .38 with her everywhere she goes. I think were covered. On the other hand , I wouldn't mind seeing if the 12 years of karate was a waste of money or not.
  8. Kylek has you beat, homie.

    He's got a 3 legged chihuahua.

    No sh*t.
  9. If the intruder has a gun and is six feet away it is.
  10. That's when the .357 hollow points come in