Yes.

I am Tar Heel Born and Tar Heel bred
And I can watch the game tonight
But against Furman, a game I dread!

Is the spread really 47? This is a no brainer, has LSU ever covered a spread that high? Better yet has Miles? Furman and the points easy money.

idk what the spread is, but I would take Furman and the 47

For real. If this is the spread it makes you wonder if Vegas has ever watched an LSU game.

I checked and the spread really is 47 (or 46.5)!!! I wish I knew a bookie lol

With as shitty as our defense is, we'd need to score 60 to cover. Hard to imagine that happening with Les Miles as coach. He doesn't like to rub it in.

Of course, the more certain I am on a bet, the more likely I have proven to be wrong, which is why I don't bet on sports

I'll go ahead with my pick:

LSU 53
FUR 24

I wish I knew one too, I never bet, but I would be compelled to bet on this game if I knew a bookie. This is as close to a lock I've ever seen. Furman covers for the exact reasons you stated.

LSU 42 Furman 17