Order in the Court ... Order ... Order ... One more outburst and I’ll have You STOOGES jailed for Disorder in My Court ... Barrister Ramah, please proceed: Ramah: Thank you, Your Honor ... What we have here is Exhibit B ... St Petersburg Times Photo to Supplement Exhibit A the Video of the intentional leg whip ... Gus Bus Defense Team: Objection your honor ... Objection Judge: Sustained ... Barrister Ramah we will draw our own conclusions THANK YOU Ramah: Pardon me Your Honor but I shall proceed to demonstrate that the right leg of Mr Davidson was whipped at such a great velocity to cause the injury that it will be physically impossible to call this caused by MOMENTUM OF THE PLAYER ... The prosecution calls the esteemed Dr Noel Proctor to the stand ... Takes oath Doctor Proctor are you considered the leading expert on human kinesiology and range of motion physics on Planet Earth today ... Doctor Proctor: Well I don’t like to ... Ramah: Were you recently on the cover of Times Magazine where you were praised for Doctor Proctor: Yes Ramah: Doctor Proctor, after watching that video and seeing this photo, in your expert opinion, is it humanly possible momentum alone caused the injury to Florida QB Trask Doctor Proctor: No Sir, the leg was whipped (clearly at an upward angle with the knee brought into play as a concussive force). Ramah: Are you saying that this was the act of a player whose intention was to injure QB Trask? Doctor Proctor: Yes, in my expert opinion it was an intentional act as momentum alone would have brought the right leg down and no scissoring motion to increase velocity would have been made ... Ramah: Prosecution Rests ... Defense your witness Gus Bus Defense Team: No Questions Your Honor ... That sharp mofo Ramah caught us Red Handed ... Gus Bus Team attacks Ramah and pandemonium ensues in court After several haymakers the court is cleared and the judge pronounced sentence on Davidson ... Judge: Mr Davidson, The SEC HIGH Court finds you guilty of being a Dirty Bird ... while that may be acceptable in low down trashy towns like Atlanta and ... names three more It is not acceptable here. You are sentenced to six weeks suspension and if it is found that you are guilty of intentionally injuring another QB, you will be prohibited from any play in the SEC ... Court Dismissed
@RamahRising See, clearly, the damage was done before the “leg whip.” If that Gator didn’t cheat and take the AU player down, it never happens.
No many have praised their defensive front as the strongest part of the team. I’m only worried about the push up front disrupting Joe. Hope we blow them both off the field. We owe FU a beat down!
