1. T_f, you're the king of stats. What kind of pitch counts was Nola doing when he was on that string of complete games?
  2. Jacoby Jones!!!!!!!
  3. F ING WOW JACOBY JONES!!!!!
  4. I'm at a bar
  5. Ty-ler Moo-oore! (Clap! Clap! Clap, clap, clap!)
  6. !!!!!!

    WOW

    WOW

    WOW

    WOW

    WOW

    WOW
  7. Michelob Ultra for me, please
  8. Hey guys, we're just 3 outs from the win now!
  9. Cotton warming up, but I say let Nola try to close it out. Save Cotton for tomorrow, especially now that we've got a 2-run cushion
  10. !!!!!

    F ING LAIRD !!!!