1. I'm glad she kept it on.
  2. WHAT!!!, You wanted to see what?

    C'mon man really.

    Okay, here is what you do. Go to your dresser and get a pair of tan socks, drop an orange into each one and duck tape them to the inflatable santa you have in the front yard. Viola, you have seen what it would look like if her top came off.
  3. What would the neighbors think?
  4. I don't have a santa in the front yard. I also don't have a pair of tan socks. :)