I was looking for the right thread to put this in but then realized it is Florida and that place is a hub for flat out crazy shit so lets start it with this. This asshole has an 8' cobra and you guessed it, it is now roaming free in greater Orlando. What the actual fuck homie, really? A god damned King Cobra? http://www.cnn.com/2015/09/02/us/king-cobra-missing-orlando-florida/index.html
Just follow https://twitter.com/_FloridaMan on Twitter. You'll see more craziness than you can handle Florida Man Shoots Unarmed Black Man, Blames George Zimmerman http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article33227799.html… Florida Man Attacks Mother With Potato Salad http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/domestic-abuse/potato-salad-battery-562934… Florida Man Shits on Church http://www.alligator.org/news/crime/article_615e3434-4a1f-11e5-8cf6-df7a36ddd2c2.html… Florida Man Goes to Police to Report Stolen Drugs http://www.news4jax.com/news/deputies-man-goes-to-deputies-to-report-stolen-pot/34693760… Florida Man Walks Off Live TV Because He’s Had Enough of the Kardashians http://www.people.com/article/john-brown-good-day-orlando-anchorman-walks-off-set-sick-of-kardashians… Florida Man Tells Police Girlfriend is Out of Town and He Misses Her and That’s Why He Was Masturbating on Beach http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/beach-bum-busted-906527… Florida Man Poses as Doctor, Leaves Patient With Deformed, 1-Inch Penis http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/to-your-health/wp/2015/08/05/ex-con-posing-as-plastic-surgeon-left-patient-with-deformed-penis-police-say…
Owning a snake should be grounds for execution, I mean have you ever met a normal productive human who owns a snake?
I went over to this guys house one time and they had a 12 foot python. They also had a baby. Other than that he seemed normal. At least I thought he was normal until I saw the snake.
My ex-wife let my youngest daughter get one. SMH I have been over there on multiple occasions and have yet to see it. It has this rock thing in the cage that it hides under. What a boring freaking pet. It hides all week until you take it out to put it in its feeding box to eat a mouse. Then back into the regular cage it goes to hide for another week.
I think that phrase can be amended to any dude who owns a snake. Generally a guy who owns a snake is trying to make up for his lack of a trouser snake.
Pretty convinced she got it because she was pissed at her mom and I for getting divorced. She knows I hate snakes and was rebelling a bit. NBD, when she goes to college next year, the snake goes back to the store.