Meanwhile in Florida

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  1. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    Not then but it could have happened later.
     
  2. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    How bit is it? I'm thinking belt or boots.
     
  3. KyleK

    KyleK Who, me? Staff Member

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    I've only seen pictures of it. Very small, probably 12"-15". Albino Boa I think.

    I hate snakes.
     
  4. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    The only good snake is a dead snake
     
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  5. shane0911

    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village

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    So what is the over/under for 1. How many days it takes them to catch the damn thing? If ever? and 2. How many people is it going to kill?

    Where is @tirk the handicapper?
     
  6. tirk

    tirk im the lyrical jessie james

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    Lie about catching him 1:1 there will be many including officials.


    Actually capturing the snake 0% chance.

    This isn't a big deal. It's like a mosquito escaped.
     
  7. shane0911

    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village

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    1 bite = venom to kill 20, I'd say its a little different than a mosquito. Add to that if this thing starts cross breeding with other snakes out there and who knows what sort of hybrid will evolve. I agree, think they have 0% chance until its fangs are sunk into someones ass then they may have a shot.
     
  8. tigerchick46

    tigerchick46 Quick Learner

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    Kills you apparently as soon as it touches you, like the Grim Reaper (who we all know is real).

    Turns out the owner waited awhile before reporting it, he thought "oh well it will turn up somewhere" I'm with y'all......0% chance they find this thing.........
     
  9. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    A mosquito with deadly fangs. Odds are 50-50 the snake is female. What are the odds she is pregnant? There are pythons all over south Florida from people turning them loose.
     
  10. tigerchick46

    tigerchick46 Quick Learner

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    Yep you are pretty much announcing to the world you have no dick game like a guy owning a Fiat.
     

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