Michigan Lineman Suspended for....You'll Have to Read This One for Yourself

ahhh, College kids!! Good times, Good times!

 

I would bet that the boy was under the influence of various chemicals and should have some intervention PDQ.

 

rep points my brother!

 

Well at least he got a "happy ending" :grin:

 

A future Aggie?

Texas A&M REALLY wants him now...........

 

I wonder if he'll go by "Spanky" Harrison when he turns pro. Kinda has a ring to it.

 

Some fun times to be had for the Michigan State bunch this year

A Peeping Wolverine ... caught with his dingaling in a sling :hihi:

My Ding-A-Ling-A-Ling (Chuck Berry)

When I was a little biddy boy
My grandma bought me a cute little toy
Two Silver bells on a string
She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling

... sing "My Ding-A-Ling after every chorus

My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

When I was little boy in a Michigan school
I always went by the very best rule
But Every time the last class bell would ring
I was on the girls' porch playing with my ding-a-ling

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Once while climbing the garden wall,
Slipped and fell had a very bad fall
I fell so hard I heard birds sing,
But I held on to My ding-a-ling

Once while swimming cross turtle creek
Man them snappers right at my feet
Sure was hard swimming cross that thing
with both hands holding my dingaling

Now this here song it ain't so bad
Prettiest little song that you ever had
And those of you who will not sing
must be playing with your own Ding-a-ling





All the smart spys (peeping Toms) nowadays are using the fantastic spyware easily available in stores everywhere ... for checking out those craters on the moon :wink:

We did it at LSU's Delta House along with about 90% of the rest of the frat. We would go on "missions" (I estimate 25 or so of them) ... We even had a Master Spy ... this guy got some unbelievable photos ... We were no doubt inspired by "Bluto Blutarsky" in Animal House and victims of the time. :hihi:

 

.....Viagra, maybe? Reminds me of the tirade on the old "Porky's" movie. Could you imagine the WANTED posters? "have you seen this prick?"

 

It's a good thing this kid is not a registered poster here, he'd be logged on 24 hours a day - and following tirk's posts one by one.

 

i thought everyone did that anyhow????
:hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: