I was having lunch with a scout who gave be the whole rundown of why Les Miles does things the way he does. Then she sold me a box of cookies.

but he scratched his ass a lot....

I've been feeling like, in this case, where there are smoke signals there might be fire.

Give me a name, might know him.

Thin mints?

I was having lunch with Nick in NYC Thursday. He told me Les was going to take the UM job.

Les is gonna take the UM job, nick is coming back to LSU. Jimbo is gonna be the OC and Muschamp the DC. Also bring back Bo, Lance and Bobby. Things back to normal, whatever normal is.

You should stick to avoiding questions. You are great at that. Your satirical comedy is terrible.

Oh! Thank You! Thank You Santa Claus!

He said not to because he has his reservations.