ok...one more Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.
Okay here is another quick one "There is no way, no way that you could have come from my loins. The first thing I'm gonna do when I get home is punch your momma in the mouth!"
tirk gets first...i will see if i can give you rep points (it has not been letting me for some reason)
OK here's an easy one... "The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist"