My ex

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  1. shane0911

    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village

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    If that tight ass sprung for a new sled for a kid that I fathered? A lot. I will find out.
     
  2. Bud Lee

    Bud Lee Call me buttercup

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    Can't remember...were you married to sooner?
     
  3. shane0911

    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village

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    Still am
     
  4. red55

    red55 curmudgeon Staff Member

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    Serial marrier.
     
  5. mctiger

    mctiger RIP, and thanks for the music Staff Member

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    aka masochist
     
  6. Bud Lee

    Bud Lee Call me buttercup

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    ah, so this is the wife before her. Gotcha. Just checking to see if she was back on the market. Carry on.
     
  7. fanatic

    fanatic Habitual Line Stepper

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    I love this. Ole Bud Lee pops in after a long hiatus just to see if Sooner chick is back on the market. Hilarious
     
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  8. HalloweenRun

    HalloweenRun Founding Member

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    I remember an ol navy saying, something like, "Anything that flies, floats or fucks, should be rented" something like that. Kind of hard to fault that logic!
     
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  9. HalloweenRun

    HalloweenRun Founding Member

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    Here's where it all went wrong. I am senile, I may have posted this before, but I ain't lookin.

    Used to get married at 12, popped a few out at 14 or 16, got eaten by a Sabre tooth at 24 or so. It all worked so well. We have tried to transform a 12 year relationship model, into a sixty year model. It will never work. Never. Ever. Where is that damn sabre cat!

    Pretty proud of "transform" in above sentence. We are reviewing TRANSFORMATIONS for end of grade testing. My favorite!
     
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  10. tirk

    tirk im the lyrical jessie james

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    its a good thing you married someone who cant read.
     
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