My fellow Star Wars nerds..........

Discussion in 'New Roundtable' started by LaSalleAve, May 10, 2010.

  1. red55

    red55 curmudgeon Staff Member

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    Your explanations seem most convincing. Still . . .
    Yet nobody, in any film, including Anakin, ever had any trouble distinguishing these particular personable droids from all others.

    I think Leia fleeing to Tatooine, of all of the perhaps 4.6 billion planets in the galaxy, might have seemed like an astonishing coincidence. The planet of his birth, where mother died and his step-family lived, where he met Padme, . . . a planet also familiar to Obi-wan Kenobi. I would think the situation would seem far more than a fluke. It might make me think of Jedi's and mothers instead of Rebel Alliances. The Emperor's instructions would not have inhibited him from uncovering an unsuspected Jedi threat.

    Alas, I would prefer that the films stand alone.

    I thought I recognized his foul stench. But I still think holding Vaders leash is about the most dangerous job in the empire.
     
  2. Rolan

    Rolan Back to my roots

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    Nah, the entire episode 1 was the worst Star Wars moment.
     
  3. red55

    red55 curmudgeon Staff Member

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    The worst was when the representative to address the supreme council in the Queens absence was an inarticulate Rastafarian salamander with a 6th-grade education. They should have called him Jethro-Jethro.
     
  4. HatcherTiger

    HatcherTiger Freedom Isn't Free

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    Question and Answer Star Wars Jokes
    Q: When did Anakin's Jedi teachers know he was going bad?
    A: In the Sith Grade.

    Q: What do you call a Sith who won't fight?
    A: A Sithy.

    Q: How is Ducktape like the Force?
    A: It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds the galaxy together

    Q: What's the differance between an ATAT and a stormtrooper?
    A: One's an Imperial walker and the other is a walking Imperial.

    Q: How many Sith does it take to screw in a hyperdrive?
    A: Two, but I don't know how they got in it.

    Q: What goes, "Ha, ha, ha, haaaa.... AGGGHHHH! Thump"?
    A: An Imperial Officer laughing at Darth Vader.

    Q: Why should you never tell jokes on the Falcon?
    A: The ship might crack up.

    Q: Which Star Wars character works at a restaurant?
    A: Darth Waiter.

    Q: Why do Doctors make the best Jedi?
    A: Because a Jedi must have patience.

    Q: What did the rancor say after he ate a Wookiee?
    A: Chewie
    [​IMG]
     
  5. LaSalleAve

    LaSalleAve when in doubt, mumble

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    More Star Wars questions.

    1. Why does Obi Wan in Episode 4 A New Hope say, "A young Jedi named Darth Vader killed your father" Darth Vader was not a Jedi, he was a Sith, Anakin Skywalker was a Jedi, but not a Jedi Master.

    2. Where were the cameras on Princess Leia's diplomatic ship?

    3. How come midichlorians are never mentioned in Episode 4,5,6.

    4. Why is Qui Gon Jinn never mentioned in episode 4,5,6.
     
  6. red55

    red55 curmudgeon Staff Member

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    He was bullchtting Luke and being evasive. Luke knew what a Jedi was, it was way too soon to try to explain what a Sith Lord was.

    :huh:

    Not invented for another 20 years, clearly. That's like asking "why are there no computer graphics in 4,5,6." I understand those things, its the continuity issues that they had control over that annoy me.
     
  7. LSUsupaFan

    LSUsupaFan Founding Member

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    Reality: In 1977 Darth Vader and Anakin Skywalker were intended to be two different people.

    Apology: Love and attachment led to Anakin's fall. Obi-wan wanted to protect Luke from the truth so he could evade his father's fate. And what he said was true... from a certain point of view.

    Maybe jammed by the Empire?

    Reality: They did not exist.

    Apology: There was no need to discuss them. They serve absolutely no purpose.




    There is really never a need to mention Qui Gon. Plo Koon, Kit Fisto, and Eeth Koth are never mentioned either.
     
  8. Swerved

    Swerved It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds.

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    Well hell. No Star Wars thread would be complete without this tribute to the movie, as well as the man behind the music (and music for several other blockbusters). I've probably already posted this before, but here it is again.

    [MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk5_OSsawz4[/MEDIA]
     
  9. HatcherTiger

    HatcherTiger Freedom Isn't Free

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    I've been a causual Star Wars fan since the original. Have all of the episodes. This thread is certainly an education into the details of that tale. When it gets hot as Hades this summer, I'll watch them all again and look for some of the finer points identified here. Thanks :thumb: Couldn't resist posting this classic scene:

    [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLx0BCjtxx8[/media]
     
  10. RHans405

    RHans405 Let's Roll

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    Well, a lot of Star Wars nerds try to explain the timeline. The original Star Wars was written to stand on it's own. Because of it's success they made the original episode 4 and came out with episodes 5 and 6. After 20 years they put in episodes 1-3 with dozens of books written in between. Naturally, they had sequencing problems. One can try and intellectualize them away or try and demand answers when there are none. I just superficially watched the movies and enjoyed the entertainment.
     

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