My OBJ Theory/Prediction

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  1. Cajun Sensation

    Cajun Sensation I'm kind of a big deal Staff Member

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    Theory: The players (particularly the DBs) have found out that OBJ is gay. They fuck with him and say terrible homophobic and anti-gay shit to him all game long. They get into his head and under his skin and that's why he throws those tantrums and hissy fits.

    Prediction: The fans continue to turn on OBJ. He has a meltdown and quits (the OBJ says that he "is not having fun anymore" headlines today are the beginning). It then comes out that he's gay. He comes out. He tells stories about how the DBs treated him and some of the things that they would say to him through the course of a game. There is public outcry and the media stokes the fire to create a backlash against the NFL for being homophobic. This turns into a huge deal.

    Eventually, November turns to LGBT month and the players wear rainbows much like they wear pink in October for Breast Cancer Awareness.
     
  2. BAY0U BENGAL

    BAY0U BENGAL I'm a Chinese Bandit

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    With ESPN apparently trying to become a mainstream liberal media outlet, it'll get tons of airtime and sportscenter will become hugcenter
     
  3. bhelmLSU

    bhelmLSU Founding Member Staff Member

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    Think he is just a mama's boy...
     
  4. CajunlostinCali

    CajunlostinCali Booger Eatin Moron

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    So who is gonna hold his hand? Maybe Miles can help
     
  5. tirk

    tirk im the lyrical jessie james

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    So by theory you mean what everyone has been talking about that you agreed with.
     
  6. shane0911

    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village

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    But is He? He wouldn't have wet his carrot in a kartrashian if he is a pickle kisser. Or was that just a smoke screen?
     
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  7. tirk

    tirk im the lyrical jessie james

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    She was a beard.
     
  8. BAY0U BENGAL

    BAY0U BENGAL I'm a Chinese Bandit

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    It isn't stopping Kanye
     
  9. shane0911

    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village

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    No one gives a shit about that turd
     
  10. BAY0U BENGAL

    BAY0U BENGAL I'm a Chinese Bandit

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    Still a 'mo married to a kardashian
     

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