Or....

Why doesn't Texas slip into Mexico? Because Oklahoma sucks!

Look at that Redneck with Dale Earnhardt tatoo and the Bear hat on- Everytime I see a Bama fan

no fruit sucks like the big orange

Tuck Fulane

Here in S.C., the Clemson fans call the Gamecocks the "Lamecocks" and the Lamecocks nicknamed Clemson "Clemtech". But i say :geauxtige

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