NEW GOLDEN AGE OF LSU FOOTBALL

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  1. RamahRising

    RamahRising Jedi Prophet

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    FIRST A POEM ... Then ...

    HORN OF PLENTY
    By Ramah

    Sounding a TIGER HORN OF PLENTY
    A new bold and golden age for our LSU.
    Consecutive gridiron wins will be twenty
    Or een more beneath the Heavens blue.

    ARANDA'S BANDITS so Fierce n' Bold
    Hungry and focused working to his Plan
    They wear the vaunted Purple and Gold
    Hearts desire to be the best in our Land

    CANADA'S GEAUX SHOW is the Rage
    New schemes to mismatch compensate
    Enemy DC try to put a Tiger in his Cage
    You'll wish you were born to kinder fate.

    Those Moccasins feed the Tiger tonight
    Facing GEAUX SHEAUX 50 point fright
    They shall try and try with all their might
    Snake skins lay in the twinkling starlight
    TIGERS 56 Moccasins 3 (late FG)

    The bulldogs feed our Tigers next week
    Little Nicky and Baby Bear get the peek
    Cooking defensive schemes they tweak
    LSU's Playbook Copy is what they seek
    TIGERS 31 Bulldogs 0 (shut out)

    Syracuse Orange hit DEATH VALLEY
    Orange spirits fall and they fail to sally
    Overwhelmed on all sides in final tally
    The late Field Goal is the grand finale
    TIGERS 49 Orangemen 3 (late FG)

    Weep thee loudly you women of Troy
    Your task would not give Achilles Joy
    Your prayers that Tigers don't destroy
    Are as dead as the Trojan Horse ploy
    TIGERS 44 Women of Troy 0 (Shutout)

    A Panic sets in at that Ville of Gaines
    A beat down coming Jeremy disdains
    They cannot handle Tiger Hurricanes
    O calls off the dog to ease their pains
    TIGERS 27, Gators 0 (shut out)

    I sure yo hungry to read some more
    But first it's Ole Ramah u must adore
    If you wanna hear the resta da score
    You'll 1st give yo predictions for sure
     
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    Bengal B Founding Member

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    Are you the Bengal Bard? If he is still alive he would be way over 100.
     
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  3. RamahRising

    RamahRising Jedi Prophet

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    He'd be 80 and he was my ...

    Let's just say this ...

    You know what's in my DNA
    True Mastery, GREAT POET
    You cannot match me Today
    Ramah's yo daddy u know it
     
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    RamahRising Jedi Prophet

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    Predictions you monkeys
    Especially you whimpering Negatigers ...

    Reminds me of my Uncle Groin ...
    Always the glass is half empty
     
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    Bengal B Founding Member

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    The Bengal Bard looked 80 in the 70's. I gave him a ride home from McGoo's a few times.
     
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    LaSalleAve when in doubt, mumble

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    Dude I haven't seen you post in years, you've come back with a vengeance this season.
     
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  7. RamahRising

    RamahRising Jedi Prophet

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    Kewl ... That was exceptionally kind of you!

    He was a hypnotherapist and great lover of all things LSU ... Died Sept 16, 1999 and he was the ORIGINAL RAMAH ...

    But that is another story ...

    One of his greatest poems was

    ODE TO THE GREEN SLIME ...

    This created such an outrage that the President of TULANE went whimpering to LSU to make them stop it in the TIGER RAG
    SO HAVE OUR BELOVED TIGERS ...

    They paint these walls to stop my pen
    THE BENGAL BARD STRIKES AGAIN
     
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  8. RamahRising

    RamahRising Jedi Prophet

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    And let us never forget Greg Dubrock recruiting...

    Hickory Dickory Dock ...
    Tulane is after DuBrock
    Hickory Dickory Dooo
    He's gone to LSU ...

    The rest of this gem is locked in my vault with my pop's other treasures ...
     
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  9. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    Or Andrew Dice Clay.

    Hickory Dickory Dock
    Her tounge ran up my cock.
     
  10. RamahRising

    RamahRising Jedi Prophet

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    I love me some Dice Clay ...
    Speaking of Cocks ...
    I just watched Fresno State hold Alabama in the Red Zone at the 5 yard line for two plays
    Saban looked livid
     

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