FIRST A POEM ... Then ... HORN OF PLENTY By Ramah Sounding a TIGER HORN OF PLENTY A new bold and golden age for our LSU. Consecutive gridiron wins will be twenty Or een more beneath the Heavens blue. ARANDA'S BANDITS so Fierce n' Bold Hungry and focused working to his Plan They wear the vaunted Purple and Gold Hearts desire to be the best in our Land CANADA'S GEAUX SHOW is the Rage New schemes to mismatch compensate Enemy DC try to put a Tiger in his Cage You'll wish you were born to kinder fate. Those Moccasins feed the Tiger tonight Facing GEAUX SHEAUX 50 point fright They shall try and try with all their might Snake skins lay in the twinkling starlight TIGERS 56 Moccasins 3 (late FG) The bulldogs feed our Tigers next week Little Nicky and Baby Bear get the peek Cooking defensive schemes they tweak LSU's Playbook Copy is what they seek TIGERS 31 Bulldogs 0 (shut out) Syracuse Orange hit DEATH VALLEY Orange spirits fall and they fail to sally Overwhelmed on all sides in final tally The late Field Goal is the grand finale TIGERS 49 Orangemen 3 (late FG) Weep thee loudly you women of Troy Your task would not give Achilles Joy Your prayers that Tigers don't destroy Are as dead as the Trojan Horse ploy TIGERS 44 Women of Troy 0 (Shutout) A Panic sets in at that Ville of Gaines A beat down coming Jeremy disdains They cannot handle Tiger Hurricanes O calls off the dog to ease their pains TIGERS 27, Gators 0 (shut out) I sure yo hungry to read some more But first it's Ole Ramah u must adore If you wanna hear the resta da score You'll 1st give yo predictions for sure
He'd be 80 and he was my ... Let's just say this ... You know what's in my DNA True Mastery, GREAT POET You cannot match me Today Ramah's yo daddy u know it
Predictions you monkeys Especially you whimpering Negatigers ... Reminds me of my Uncle Groin ... Always the glass is half empty
Kewl ... That was exceptionally kind of you! He was a hypnotherapist and great lover of all things LSU ... Died Sept 16, 1999 and he was the ORIGINAL RAMAH ... But that is another story ... One of his greatest poems was ODE TO THE GREEN SLIME ... This created such an outrage that the President of TULANE went whimpering to LSU to make them stop it in the TIGER RAG SO HAVE OUR BELOVED TIGERS ... They paint these walls to stop my pen THE BENGAL BARD STRIKES AGAIN
And let us never forget Greg Dubrock recruiting... Hickory Dickory Dock ... Tulane is after DuBrock Hickory Dickory Dooo He's gone to LSU ... The rest of this gem is locked in my vault with my pop's other treasures ...
I love me some Dice Clay ... Speaking of Cocks ... I just watched Fresno State hold Alabama in the Red Zone at the 5 yard line for two plays Saban looked livid