Potentially and Realistically Little Johnny's teacher told him to go home and learn the difference between potentially and realistically, and come back to class and explain. So Little Johnny gets to thinking. He asks his mom, "Mom, would you sleep with George Clooney for $1 million dollars?" Little Johnny's mom thinks for a minute and replies, "Why Yes, Johnny. I would sleep with George Clooney for $1 million bucks. He's a real handsome man." Little Johnny goes upstairs to his 17 year old sister's room. "Sis, would you sleep with Justin Beiber for $1 million dollars?" Little Johnny's Sister responds immediately, "Well of course Johnny!" Little Johnny goes back to school the next day and waits for the teacher to call on him. When it's his turn, Johnny explains to his class: "My moma told me that for $1 million dollars she'd sleep with George Clooney. And my sister told me, that for $1 million dollars she'd sleep with Justin Beiber." "POTENTIALLY, I'm sitting on top of a cool, $2 million bucks!" "REALLISTICALLY, I'm living with a couple of sluts!"
OK, before anyone tightens up their purple and gold panties into a wad, I got this one from two students today. Both were girls, both African American. They were laughing so hard they could hardly get it out. After they regained coherence one asked if I thought the joke was racist. I asked what they thought. The reply was no, but it sure is funny! Why are black people so tall? Because their Negros! Funny.
Is this a whole new genre? Roman jokes? A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says,"I'll have 5 beers."
A Roman (Harper) played for the Saints. He didn't cover receivers very well. Roman no longer plays for the Saints
Did cell phone users incur Roman charges? I know thats bad but this Roman joke thing can only get worse
A duck walks into a bar. "Got any bread?" says the duck. "No", says the bartender. "Got any bread?" says the duck. "No", says the bartender. "Got any bread?" says the duck. "No," says the bartender. "And if you don't fucking shut up, I'll nail your bill to the bar!" "Got any nails?" says the duck. "No", says the bartender. "Got any bread?" says the duck.
