People from Kenner call each other brah....sometimes twice in a sentence. It's a joke that's funny to the NOLA locals.
According t o Kramer its a "Bro." According to Frank Costanza its a "Manzere." Maybe this belongs in the Seinfeld reference thread
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues, when all of a sudden an eighteen wheeler came out of nowhere and took of the driver's side door. "NOOO!" he screamed, because he knew that no matter how good a mechanic tried to fix it, it never would be the same. Finally, a cop came by, and the lawyer ran up to him yelling. "MY JAGUAR DOOR WAS JUST RUINED BY SOME FOOLISH DRIVER!!!" he exclaimed. "You're a lawyer aren't you?" asked the policeman. "Yes, I am, but what does this have to do with my car?" the lawyer asked. "You lawyers are always so materialistic. All you care about is your possessions. I bet you didn't even notice that your left arm is missing did you?" the cop said. The lawyer looked down at his side and exclaimed "MY ROLEX!"
Little Alligator: I just don't get it. We had the same parents, we were hatched from the same group of eggs but you're twice as big as me. Big Alligator: Maybe its your diet. What have you been eating? LA: Same thing as you. Lawyers. BA: Where do you catch them? LA: Same place you catch yours. At the big law firm at the edge of the swamp. BA: How do you catch them? LA: I hide under their BMWs and when they go to get in I grab them by the leg and shake the shit out of them. BA: Well, there's your problem little brother. Everybody knows that when you shake the shit out of a lawyer all you got left is a mouth and a briefcase
I just had a big fight with my girlfriend. She made me so mad I grabbed her by that little valve and let all her air out
A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked," Say, Father, what causes arthritis?" "My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, a contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of bath." "Well, I'll be damned," the drunk muttered, returning to his paper. The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?" "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does."
HILLARY'SFIRST NIGHTAS PRESIDENT Hillary Clinton was sworn in today as President. She has disposed of Billand is spending her first night alone in the White House. She has waitedseveral years for this!! FIRST NIGHT Suddenly!The ghost of George Washington appears to her, and Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?" Washington says, "Never tell a lie." "Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that." SECOND NIGHT The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...? Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?" Jefferson says, "Listen to the people." "Ohhh! I really really don't want to do that." THIRD NIGHT On the third night, the ghost of Abraham Lincoln appears...? Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?" Lincoln says,"Go to the theater."
