New Joke Thread

Discussion in 'New Roundtable' started by red55, Dec 16, 2009.

  1. GiantDuckFan

    GiantDuckFan O the Joy

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    @Bengal B picks a gal up in a bar, the next day the girl's talking to her friends about it,.. "It was amazing,.. when he took his cloths off I was stunned, it was the biggest dick I've ever seen, I just kinda stared at it,.. didn't know if I should suck it, or feed it a peanut."

    actually that's a Lisa Lampanelli joke from "Celebrity Roasts",.. the girl's got a foul mouth.
     
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  2. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    I computer once beat me at chess but I got even. I kicked its ass in tennis.
     
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  3. lsutiga

    lsutiga TF Pubic Relations

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    1st time @COTiger had sex her mom walked up on them. What did her mom say, you ask? She said, "mooooo" took a shit and kept walking.
     
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    lsutiga TF Pubic Relations

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    Cop says .... you drinking?
    Driver says ..... you buying?
     
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  6. GiantDuckFan

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    cop says to Cheech,.. your eyes are red, have you been smoking marijuana?
    Cheech to the cop,.. your eyes are glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?
     
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  7. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    A man was driving through the countryside near Bunkie when he saw @lsutiga in a field fucking a goat. Horrified as he was he still felt he should tell the people in the house what was going on.

    He knocked on the door and a very strange looking little girl answered. He said, "I don't know how to tell you this but there is a man out in your field fucking a goat."

    The girl replied, "It's alright. He's my Daaaaady."
     
  8. Nutriaitch

    Nutriaitch Fear the Buoy

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    why am i not shocked you have a pic of some dude grabbing his dick
     
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  9. HalloweenRun

    HalloweenRun I'll try to be nicer, if you try to be smarter!

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    There's three vampire bats in a cave. And they're really hungry. And they can't get hold of any blood to save their lives. And then one day one of them says "I'm so desperate I'm going out of this cave, I'm going to find us something to eat". So he goes flying out of the cave and five minutes later he's back. He's got his mouth drenched in blood. And the other bats go "where did you get that wonderful blood?" and he says "come to the mouth of the cave and I'll show you". And they all go to the mouth of the cave, and he points out and says "You see that tree over there?" and they say "yeah" and he says "I didn't".
     
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