1. You have more good one-liners than an offshore worker.
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  2. Damn
  3. Woodward will sufficiently tickle Emmert’s balls. F**King A will be told to keep his clap shut. It’ll be fine.
  4. My boss made me go to counseling. After a half dozen sessions the counselor asked that I bring my wife. My wife resisted, I knew it would go poorly. She did go, and fumed the whole time. It went poorly.

    Within a couple weeks, the counselor quit his practice, divorced his wife, and moved to Florida!

    Just sayin’.
  5. I can see this thread devolving into Rodney Dangerfield jokes very soon.

    #offseason
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  6. My Hero

    How ironic