Haven't you learned by now that British is better? Ask Hollywood, British dudes play Greeks, Romans, Jews, Arabs, everything.
I don't hate everything about America like you do. I have seen movies where Nazis had British accents. Ridiculous.
I'm a white American. I don't hate myself. But I would rather live in Europe. Can't get my wife to go though.
I know, it's a matter of getting my wife to buy in. Tell me you wouldn't want to live in a villa on the Italian coast.