Next celebrity death

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  1. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    Does being choked give you a stiffer boner?
     
  2. tirk

    tirk im the lyrical jessie james

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    Supposedly once youve had every piece of pussy on earth and probably a few dicks they don't want to remember these dudes can't quite feel it like they used to. This is a cure. Mere mortals need not worry.
     
  3. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    I wasn't planning on trying it unless I choke on too much Viagra.
     
  4. CajunlostinCali

    CajunlostinCali Booger Eatin Moron

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    Had a neighbor did it. Girl friend found him. All I could do was laugh. He was one of those hardcore Catholics, yunno, everything in Latin hardcore. Always preaching and no one listening. She later said he liked to spank while playing with her hair.

    Anyhow, I was all bitter about the news of Cornell. Thanks for breaking that shit up.
     
  5. CajunlostinCali

    CajunlostinCali Booger Eatin Moron

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  6. tirk

    tirk im the lyrical jessie james

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    He was found on the floor with a belt around his neck. So both
     
  8. LaSalleAve

    LaSalleAve when in doubt, mumble

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    100 percent it was sexual asphyxiation. They are gonna say suicide because he has a history of depression.
     
  9. tirk

    tirk im the lyrical jessie james

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    Exactly.
     
  10. tirk

    tirk im the lyrical jessie james

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    The redheaded stranger is no longer. Willie Nelson gone.
     

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