Nick Saban will be the head coach of the New England Patriots in 2018

FIFY

 

I want him there till he dies and beyond. They can trot his skeleton out for all the games just like they did the bear.

 

His birthday is on Halloween.

 

So Rosy will be after him in about 10 years when he's aged some.

 

That's just this past year, nootch. It was 11 due to a bonus for "contract completion," or however it's worded. It's 7.125mm in '18 with a 400K contract year completion payment.

I've seen "The Nick Six" bantered about on Twitter and a few other places. It didn't mention his age--though a member did bring it up wondering why not--but did include:

It was the sixth play of overtime.
It secured his sixth title.
The TD pass was caught by #6.

I received that in a text message Friday night along with this little note: "Didn't mention this, but it will piss off the Barners still reveling in 'The Kick Six.'"

 

Don't forget that Little Nicky was born on Halloween.

 

So is Robert Pollard (a reference you'll likely be the only one to understand.)

Here's something I found a bit amusing. His birthday fell on Friday the 13th and that was the first time in 666 years that's happened IF Halloween was recognized that long ago--which it wasn't. I can't recall where I saw that--Snopes, maybe?

 

If I had any doubts that he is Satan this confirms it.

 

At the bare minimum he's a horrible horrible human being.

 

But after reading that article someone posted which shows how much he gives back, that's a hard one. But he will always be the Evil Dwarf for me!