Nigerian restaurant shut down for serving human flesh

Try the finger food appetizers.

 

a necrophiliac was known to often stop in there for a cold one.

 

Are their recipes from the Jeffrey Dahmer cookbook?

 

Police who raided the restaurant suspected that the victims on the menu were lawyers. They found most of the body parts but didn't find any hearts.

 

Before it was closed the restaurant served as the inspiration for quite a few hit songs.

Janis Joplin was eating there when she told her dinner companion to Take Another Little Piece of my Heart.

Otis Redding- These Arms of Mine.

The Beatle hit was originally titled I get full with a little helping of my friends.

Carlos Santana ordered the Voodoo Queen special - Blackened Magic Woman.

 

And there was Barbara Streisand with People who eat people, are the luckiest people I'm the world.

Before Chuck Berry sat down to eat he just hoped that Johnny Be Good.

Was the pasta served there elbow macaroni? Did they make it with toe cheese?

Come on Izzy.. Its gotta be killing you. You must have some good ones.

 

I looked the place up in the Michelin Guide. They said it was head and shoulders above any other restaurant
in Nigeria. Five stars. The chef was a fanatic for authentic ingredients. When you order Chinese food you really get Chinese food. And we think the Chinese are fucked up for eating dogs.

And the Mexican food is to die for. You heard about all the headless bodies killed by the drug cartels? Head cheese tacos anybody?

I just found out that the owners were the Fine Young Cannibals. There was some disagreement about the cuisine at first but they fleshed out their differences.