1. Are they renaming the town Maybury, USA?
  2. If Bama commissions these statues to be proportional to one another in correlation to the real life physical stature of the coaches they represent, those statues of Stallings and the Bear must be huge!
  3. It's hilarious to me that Bama worships coaches that also double as pieces of crap.
  4. Is it just me, or does the Nicky approved statue remind anyone of Andy of Mayberry?