"Normal" Barbie will have Acne, Stretch Marks & Cellulite

Discussion in 'New Roundtable' started by Bengal B, Nov 19, 2014.

  1. uscvball

    uscvball Founding Member

    Tranny barbie....complete with a mini-snap on tool. Monica barbie with a blue dress. Kiffin barbie with an orange dress and mini pads.
     
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  2. CajunlostinCali

    CajunlostinCali Booger Eatin Moron

    I'm holding out for amputee barbie. Discounted, of course.
     
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  3. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

    Kardashian Barbi with a big butt and can take selfies
     
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  4. uscvball

    uscvball Founding Member

    NFL barbie with a black eye...maybe a portable elevator.
     
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  5. red55

    red55 curmudgeon Staff Member

    Hippie chick Barbie, Precocious Grad Student Barbie, and Rich Empty Nest Barbie probably wouldn't sell would they?
     
  6. uscvball

    uscvball Founding Member

    Why not? Goldigger barbie too.
     
  7. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

    Don't they already have one? Isn't Ken rich?
     
  8. uscvball

    uscvball Founding Member

    How about Cosby barbie....a cocktail, a pill, and a rape kit.
     
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  9. uscvball

    uscvball Founding Member

    Barbie was Ken's beard. He's a homosexual who has had 40 different occupations and a more extensive wardrobe than babs.
     
  10. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

    Roll Tide Barbie - comes with a complete houndstooth wardrobe.
     
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