https://www.nbc4i.com/news/state-news/ohio-man-sentenced-for-arranged-date-with-teen-boy-/1247132284 "Ohio man sentenced after attempting to seduce undercover officer with chicken Alfredo"
Oops...did I just do that ??? https://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/2018/06/man_paid_waitress_using_her_st.html#incart_2box
This is not exactly what you would expect in R Kansas but it's somehow related. If this is for real he should be in Jerry Springer. The 4 minute mark is where he tells his dad he is having sex with his car.
In December 2015 19 year old Bud Weisser was arrested for trespassing at the Budweiser brewery in St. Louis.
He successfully fought off all attempts to rescue him... https://deadspin.com/man-installing-beer-taps-at-braves-stadium-found-dead-i-1827183433/amp
