https://syndication.bleacherreport....r-5-years-for-biting-opponents-penis.amp.html

I really wish they would brand this crap globally as soccer. Better yet, just abolish the foolish game altogether

There's no penis biting in football.

LSU has been taken over by snowflakes. We’re screwed. https://www.lsureveille.com/news/ls...cle_caed2d2a-5a77-11ea-94a5-bbd7936426a8.html

Let me teach the course. I would get fired after the first day but it would be fun to start the riot.

Fined for farting

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-53072756

St Bernard Parish woman uses Gorilla Glue in hair and winds up in the hospital

https://nypost.com/2021/02/07/woman...e-in-hair-goes-to-st-bernard-parish-hospital/

Wait, she's from Louisiana?! Damn!