Good idea, but you're being way too obvious. You gotta innocently kiss up to him, gain his confidence then weasel your way into the will at the very end. I suggest a healthy dose of pro-obama, anti-sabanfan, and anti-martin rhetoric. Wash, rinse, repeat.
It's easier than that, but neither of you are qualified. Amazingly enough, I'm on good terms with 90% of my ex-girlfriends, all of whom stay in touch with me, and a couple of whom are highly esteemed members of my support group to this day. Some guys ex's become black hearted bitches from hell. Mine seem to become surrogate sisters trying to look out for me, which ain't bad since I have no real siblings. Ya' think it's the will? :grin:
Considering your magnetic personality,,,,,,they MUST really love you. Come to think of it, that's exactly what those girls in the Phillipines used to tell me.