http://media1.streamtoyou.com/rnc/080304v1.wmv No quotes, he says it all himself. I can only imagine that it would go something like this... Interviewer - "Senator Kerry, did you vote for the war in Iraq?" Senator Gomer Pyle... er, Kerry - "Yes, I did" Interviewer - "Why did you vote for the war in Iraq?" Senator Pyle - "I didn't vote for the war in Iraq. I was in Vietnam and won 3 Purple Hearts. You can't ask me questions. Ixnay on the Estionquays." Interviewer - (Thinking) Man, this guy is a douche... Senator Pyle - "I drove a speed boat!"