Ole Miss Jokes

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  1. Attack Tiger

    Attack Tiger Reformed Sunshine Pumper

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    Col. Reb wanted some smack talk. Let's let 'r rip!

    Q: Why don’t Ole Miss grads use 911 in an emergency?
    A: Because they can’t find “eleven” on the phone dial.
     
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  2. Contained Chaos

    Contained Chaos Don't we all?

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    What's the difference between Ole Miss fans and God?

    Ole Miss fans have more money and God wears purple and gold.
     
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  3. KyleK

    KyleK Who, me? Staff Member

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    How can you tell when you are getting close to Ole Miss?

    If you stop to take a piss, the cows back up to the fence :eek:
     
  4. col reb

    col reb Founding Member

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    why does LSU keep natural grass? So the cheerleaders can graze.
     
  5. Attack Tiger

    Attack Tiger Reformed Sunshine Pumper

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    Oh, so we're on cheerleaders?

    What's the difference between a catfish and an Ole Miss cheerleader?

    One is slimy and smelly and has whiskers, the other is a fish.
     
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  6. vshouse

    vshouse Veteran Member

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    Here's the best joke of the day......wait for it......

    OLE MISS!!!
     
  7. HalloweenRun

    HalloweenRun Founding Member

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    How do you get the ole Miss grad off your porch
    Pay him for the Pizza

    What does the Ole Miss Grad call the LSU grad 5 years after graduation
    Boss
     
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  8. col reb

    col reb Founding Member

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    How do you get a LSU cheerleader into your dorm room? Walk across campus with a bucket of cow feed, place the bucket in the dorm room, grease the door frames to the room and shove that fat butt when she sticks her head in for the feed.............just kidding LSU fans. You have and have always had some of the most beautiful cheerleaders in the nation.
     
  9. col reb

    col reb Founding Member

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    All LSU fans know there is a train track close to TS. OM and LSU were playing. It was the first half. The train blew it's whistle as it passed. OM thought it was the end of the half and left the field. LSU kept playing...13 plays later, they scored. Had to go for it twice on fourth down. Both times, it took a measurement. The last time, on the touchdown, there was a review. After five minutes of review, it was ruled as a touchdown due to indesputable evidence. BTW.........Thanks to all my Tiger friends here that know I am just having fun,,,,,,,,,,,,
     
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  10. Cajun Sensation

    Cajun Sensation I'm kind of a big deal Staff Member

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    Here's a good one:

    Vanderbilt vs. Ole Miss final score: Commodores stun Rebels, 27-26
     
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