One Liners for T-Shirts

Mississippi State - Practice safe sex..
Put signs on animals that kick!


Auburn - Where men are men...
And sheep are desirable!

 

Tennessee

Our coach is warm in the winter, shady in the summer.

 

Alabama

Where you can search for 23 years and not find a replacement for a dead drunk.

 

Florida

Urban Myth Meyer took a Leak and screwed up the offense.

 

Bama:

What have you done for me lately?

 

Bama:

Cheaters never win.

 

Ole Miss, where LSU sends their leftovers...

 

Ole Miss:

Witness protection plan for the underdog.

 

Tennessee:

Where our players' pasts aren't the only thing checkered...

 

Auburn:

Yes, believe it or not, there is another Tiger team in the West.