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saltyone So Mote It Be

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BostonBengal said:

Someone refresh my memory where we got the nickname "corndog"???
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This thing started with two other schools, I forget which two. Some Auburn puke rewrote it with LSU, and the rest is history. Oh well, we could be called worse. :hihi:

was made by an Auburn fan.....

LSU Fans Smell Like Corn Dogs

LSU fans smell just like corn dogs.

Yes, it is often said, but so, so true.

LSU fans do smell like corn dogs.

I would never tell them that to their face though. This is something better said at internet distances. Even now, I am afraid.

I am afraid that they'll know I said it. I'll walk past an LSU fan someday, and he'll see that look in my eye that gives it away. That look that says, "gee, what is that smell? Is it corn dogs?" The next thing you know, I'll have flat tires on my car.

If you only learn one thing from me today, remember not to tell LSU fans how they smell - you know, like corn dogs.

LSU fans seem, somehow, sensitive to that whole corn dog issue.

I think this may be why a lot of fans get beaten up by LSU fans. If you attend a game in Baton Rouge, try to avoid telling them that they smell like corn dogs. Say something else instead. Like, "Wow, LSU sure does have a great team this year. This is going to be a great SEC game."

It's hard. I know. It's like when you're having sex and you try to think about baseball. That corn dog smell is just so overwhelming. It makes it hard for you to think about football or baseball or whatever else. Your brain wanders into corn dog topics like: "Gee, I wonder if I took a bite of your finger, if you would taste just like a corn dog?"; or "Is this a real person or is it a giant corn dog trying to make me think it is a real person?" or "What did that giant corn dog just say?" or "Excuse me, Mister, why is it that you smell just exactly like corn dogs smell?" or, of course, after a silencer: "Madam, did you just let the corn dogs out?"

Heck, after what I've heard about LSU fans, I think it may be better not to smell them at all. Okay, not all of them. Some of them are nice. Sure. Smell the nice ones. That's okay.

You know what else is a bad thing to do? Holding your nose around them. They are real sensitive to that, too. Try holding your breath. But don't be obvious about it. Somehow they know you're trying not to breathe in the corn dog smell. And that offends them. They'll likely punch you for that if they catch on to what you're doing.

If you do breathe it in long enough, though, it'll permeate your whole body, and then you'll smell like a corn dog just like they do. But don't say, "Dang, now I smell like a corn dog." They take offense to that. And they will throw things. But not corn dogs. Hard stuff. Stuff that leaves bruises and makes you bleed. Then you may have to get stitches or something. Just don't say it. If you do start smelling like a corn dog, just shut up about it. Okay?

I think kids are acutely aware of corn dog smells too. Counsel your kids on how to behave around LSU fans. If LSU fans are driving around town, do not let your kids stick their heads out of your car window and sniff the air. No. Keep your windows rolled up. An odd change in their expression - indicating they smell corn dogs - might get a wrench or pipe or some other object tossed at your windshield. So, that's dangerous. Let your kids stick their heads out of the car windows as you drive - on some other weekend.

I know you are just as puzzled as I am about some of this corn dog stuff. What puzzles me most is that I've never actually seen any of these LSU fans with a corn dog in their hand. Okay, maybe there's no mystery there - maybe they already ate the corn dogs. Who knows? Maybe there's a corn dog factory in Baton Rouge and they all work there. Maybe, there's a corn dog lotion that they wear, or a French perfume. Maybe their city council puts corn dog juice in the water supply - kind of like fluoride. The politics there are probably weird. The big political issue during the city election is whether they should add more ketchup or more mustard to the water. Don't comment on it though. It's not politically correct over there. It's like a malnutrition issue or something. It's like the corn dogs are probably added to the water to prevent starvation or something.

I know when you go to Baton Rouge, you're thinking: "Ahhhh. Here I am in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. I'll bet the people here smell just like boiled crawfish or shrimp etoufe' or some fancy Cajun food." But just stop thinking that. That's just a myth. They smell just like corn dogs.

In fact, please listen to my advice. Leave them alone about the corn dog odor. And don't try masking the odor with something stronger. They'll curse at you. They'll say something like: "WTF, how dare you smoke a cigar in my home." or "WTF!! Are you too good for the smell of corn dogs?" and they'll cuss out your kids too: "WTF!!! Little Mister fancy pants over here acts like he doesn't want to smell like corn dogs."

Cajuns are not like us. Don't you see that, yet? They are really sensitive about being sniffed and about their corn dog aroma. They know they smell like corn dogs and it is no laughing matter to them at all. I know. I know. We sniff the bammers and the UGA dawgs and the Ole messes, and we keep a straight face with each of them, but don't press your luck with the Cajun tiger fans. Don't refer to Death Valley as corn dog valley either. I mean that's just wrong. Even if you've been drinking, they'll beat you up and curse out your kids.

Along these lines, be extra careful when you laugh in their direction - even if you're laughing about something else. Like baseball or football, or sex or whatever. If you can't control yourself and you must laugh though, do not snort. The snorting makes them think that you smell their corn dog body odor from a distance or that you're choking on it or something. They'll likely burn your van for that. We lost a campus building over just one snort.

So, just remember. You can love one another without sniffing each other. You can enjoy the clash of a couple of good football teams. You can enjoy the thrill of the rivalry. But after the game, please heed my words. Please just move along. No sniffing the opposing fans this Saturday. Okay? Get your corn dog jollies at home.

Enough with this corn dog talk. Let's play ball...
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saltyone, Feb 25, 2006

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bayareatiger If it's too loud YOU'RE TOO OLD

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BergeGFK said:

That's great.... Everyone has a bad fanbase but USuCk.
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...and the wannabe Tigers errrr War Eagle errrr Plainsmen errr Feegs....
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bayareatiger, Feb 25, 2006

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bayareatiger If it's too loud YOU'RE TOO OLD

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saltyone said:

This thing started with two other schools, I forget which two. Some Auburn puke rewrote it with LSU, and the rest is history. Oh well, we could be called worse. :hihi:
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...and THEY can be called ANYTHING but TIGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!! :geauxtige :thumb:

PS I'm glad that an Aubarn fan showed us that NOTHING they do is original, not even their freakin' NAME.

bayareatiger, Feb 25, 2006

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after reading that it seems to me that Kteam is all worked up over nothing.....they've never thought highly of LSU or the fans and it started way before this billboard....

sassylsufan2002, Feb 26, 2006

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not to burst anyone's bubble here, but this whole thing is pretty childish, starting with the billboard and now with the smack talk on the respective fan boards.

history will say what it needs to say....
2003 - LSU
2004 - USC
2005 - Texas

anything beyond that does not matter. Good day to you all.

mesquite tiger, Feb 26, 2006

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LSUGradin99 said:

USC fans are saying...
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Wow, only seen by "gangbangers and the homeless", eh?

Fear not, fellow TF.com-ers, TejasTiger has braved site after site full of information and pics of this "homeless"- infested area of SouthCentral to get the goods on the area the OnePeat.com billboard calls home.

Looking closely at the video, the sign is just off of the Coliseum on the edge of Exposition Park.

Here's a map map of Expo Park.

Hmm, the Natural History Museum of Los Angeles County, the California Science Center, the California Museum of Science and History, and an IMAX theater are just a few of things located at Expo Park.

Dem some ed-u-mi-cated "gangbangers and homeless" with scads of disposable income to spend on IMAX movies and science museums, I guess.

Pics of the horrors:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Expo_park.jpg

Foreboding sign that "welcomes" people to the unspeakable horrors contained within...Exposition Park! Those well-manicured lawns, beautiful palm trees and non-graffiti stained signs just scream run-down, "gangbanger" and "homeless", don't they?

http://www.usc.edu/dept/CCR/theme/rose.html

Well-to-do gentleman takes his life into his hands by (gasp) visiting the mean streets of Expo Park's Rose Garden. Hope he's packing heat!

I could go on and on, but a man can only take so much exposure to such horrible sights as these...

TejasTiger, Feb 26, 2006

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saltyone said:

This thing started with two other schools, I forget which two. Some Auburn puke rewrote it with LSU, and the rest is history. Oh well, we could be called worse. :hihi:
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WTF??? Corn dogs??? This was definitely written by a paranoid schizophrenic. Only someone from Auburn would think of corndogs during sex.....anything to take his mind off of the goat I guess. Notice that he said "Excuse me Mister...." during sex.

It's like when you're having sex and you try to think about baseball. That corn dog smell is just so overwhelming. It makes it hard for you to think about football or baseball or whatever else. Your brain wanders into corn dog topics like: "Gee, I wonder if I took a bite of your finger, if you would taste just like a corn dog?"; or "Is this a real person or is it a giant corn dog trying to make me think it is a real person?" or "What did that giant corn dog just say?" or "Excuse me, Mister, why is it that you smell just exactly like corn dogs smell?" or, of course, after a silencer: "Madam, did you just let the corn dogs out?"
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Cajun J, Feb 26, 2006

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TejasTiger said:

Hmm, the Natural History Museum of Los Angeles County, the California Science Center, the California Museum of Science and History, and an IMAX theater are just a few of things located at Expo Park.

Dem some ed-u-mi-cated "gangbangers and homeless" with scads of disposable income to spend on IMAX movies and science museums, I guess.

It makes perfect sense to me.

The Natural History Museum of LA County is where they learn to breed their pitbulls and grow the best mary jane.

The California Science Center is where they learn to phreak their cell phones for free minutes, while also improving their guns for optimum performance.

The Cal Science Science and history center, while providing similar scientific opportunities as the CSC, also has detailed and historical accountings of all aspects of the gangland era, from beatings, to robberies, to pharmaceutical transactions, including artificats.

The IMAX is for them to watch "Get Rich or Die Tryin'" on a high-definition screen, while 50's gunshots ring clear on the surround sound.

Well-to-do gentleman takes his life into his hands by (gasp) visiting the mean streets of Expo Park's Rose Garden. Hope he's packing heat!

Each rose symbolyes every gang member that has been capped. It's kind of a South Central Texas A&M.

(all apologies to aggies and veterans, I used to work at the D-Day museum.)

I could go on and on, but a man can only take so much exposure to such horrible sights as these...
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You have to ask yourself "what am I doing to help this situation?"

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MCab, Feb 26, 2006

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TejasTiger said:

Wow, only seen by "gangbangers and the homeless", eh?

Fear not, fellow TF.com-ers, TejasTiger has braved site after site full of information and pics of this "homeless"- infested area of SouthCentral to get the goods on the area the OnePeat.com billboard calls home.

Looking closely at the video, the sign is just off of the Coliseum on the edge of Exposition Park.

Here's a map map of Expo Park.

Hmm, the Natural History Museum of Los Angeles County, the California Science Center, the California Museum of Science and History, and an IMAX theater are just a few of things located at Expo Park.

Dem some ed-u-mi-cated "gangbangers and homeless" with scads of disposable income to spend on IMAX movies and science museums, I guess.

Pics of the horrors:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Expo_park.jpg

Foreboding sign that "welcomes" people to the unspeakable horrors contained within...Exposition Park! Those well-manicured lawns, beautiful palm trees and non-graffiti stained signs just scream run-down, "gangbanger" and "homeless", don't they?

http://www.usc.edu/dept/CCR/theme/rose.html

Well-to-do gentleman takes his life into his hands by (gasp) visiting the mean streets of Expo Park's Rose Garden. Hope he's packing heat!

I could go on and on, but a man can only take so much exposure to such horrible sights as these...
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Nice investigative work.
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MeauxJeaux, Feb 26, 2006

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MeauxJeaux said:

Nice investigative work.
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No kidding, huh? The guy is a regular gumshoe!!! :hihi:

BostonBengal, Feb 26, 2006

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