We went to the game in 04. My favorite thing was how a lot of the crowd was calling us inbreeders or saying we had webbed feet. WTF? You have to be kidding me. Redneck, USA is going to pull an inbreeders call on me? I was making small talk with a Gator fans in some pizza place-convo went a little something like this: Gator: BR is a crap city Me: You're right. This sprawling metropolis of Gainesville has me mighty impressed. Y'all have an Outback and a Carrabbas-classy stuff there. Gator: We went out to some bar in BR called Reggies. It was terrible. Me: Why did you go to Reggies? Were you trying to scam on some barely legal chick? You seem the type... Conversation ended there. My husband quickly changed the subject as he knows I dont mess around. We were traveling with a large group, so as it always goes with that- you get a late start. We didnt leave the hotel until 12:30. I was so mad because I figured we couldnt find a place to tailgate. We roll up to campus at 1:45 and find a primo spot. Under trees, right next to a bathroom, amazing. It was dead all around us. We set up and turned on the music- Flordia fans looked at us like we were insane. Then the cops roll up....good Lord... Later that day I'm walking to a bathroom when an old guy approaches me Old guy: "Hey, missy, how did you get that tailgating spot?" Me: "Nobody was here when we pulled up" Old guy: "I've been in that spot for 15 years" Me: "Well, the way we do it at LSU is we get to the best spot the night before. If you love it so much and feel it's yours then why didnt you get here earlier?" Old guy: "Shows how much respect you have" Me: "Sir, I have plenty of respect. We're a visitor. But for you to one call me missy then complain that we took your spot after we got here long after 12 is crazy." Had the guy been younger he'd have recieved less of a respectful responce.
