Please win

If I knew how to use a lathe I could make a wooden bat out of your head. There is more than one definition of hardware and not all of it is available at a hardware store.

http://searchnetworking.techtarget.com/definition/hardware

 

No shit Sherlock. Even though none of the definitions on your link describe it as a trophy, I have heard the term used in that context- at rec ball levels. We bring home National Championships, not hardware.

 

I've said it before. You're pissing into a 140 mph headwind.

 

What you describe as hardware we described as materials in my former line of work.

 

When I refer to "material" I'm talking about porn.

 

The National Championship is represented by a trophy which is the hardware. Without a trophy there is no physical hardware to bring home.

 

Big championships are represented by rings, dildo.

 

What is the Stanley Cup considered?
On second thought, you probably don't know what the Stanley Cup is.

 

They don't give a rat's ass about the cup. One cup for X players and they don't get to keep it. . They'll show that ring to many.

Here are 50 years of Stanley Cup rings if you're interested.
http://www.bostonglobe.com/2013/05/31/years-stanley-cup-rings/YgKQX8oNw1LMrIHmIPaibJ/story.html

 

Maybe they give dildoes to both the winners and losers in your girl sports. You would know that better than me.