Survival. I told the judge I was trying to avoid prostate cancer and live longer.

http://maximm.ag/14YpVaL

She resigned.

So you're a bottom.

I guess my question is how the press covered up the riots and the interstate closings.

I did hear one rioter was screaming, "Crickey, burn that bitch down, mate!"

It wouldn't. A siege and hostage taking wouldn't either. Because they're better.

I almost got a full cavity search for accidentally getting out of my vehicle during a traffic stop. The deputy lost his freaking mind. I know better because my wife was a marshal for 30 years and I know how diligent they are about controlling the scene. I would never have a gun in my hand after a shooting where LE are called. Remember they don't know what they are rolling up to.

Last time we flew we had express TSA and my wife got pulled and searched. She had, against my advice, a chocolate bar in her pocketbook. Apparently chocolate shoes up on airport scanners like explosives!

That probably wasn't the sweet experience she was expecting! Those TSA people are tough sometimes. I seen them search a monk who had only a robe, sandals, and a cross on.