Political Jokes

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  1. watson1880

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    Internet winning again on the comments from the above.

    I hear the after party is on the rooftop.
    -*off


    So is that the London's team in the hijabs?
    -Swedistan*


    Hannah's highlights


    -Reminds me of Billy Madison
    -Reminds me of the movie Dodgeball where the girl scout troop gets disqualified cause on of the girls is on steroids and beaver tranquilizer!


    I just want brock lesnar to declare he's a woman. I think that's the point where people will reconsider this nonsense
    -Are you going to tell him that he's not really a woman?
     
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    LSUpride123 Boobies make everything A OK!!!

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    I have a joke:

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    The Democrats have a lot of contenders for the presidential election in 2020. This includes Anthony Weiner and Eric Holder - we are already seeing bumper stickers that say "WEINER HOLDER 2020".
     
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    Mike Pence walks into the Oval Office and sees The President whooping and hollering.

    “What’s the matter, Mr. President?” The Vice President inquired.

    “Nothing at all. I just done finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!” The President beamed.

    “How long did it take you?”

    “Well, the box said ‘3 to 5 Years’ but I did it in a month!”
     
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