He is kinda greasy.

pffft, like i'm the only one here who ever took home a skank from a bayou bar.

Still not my point. That greasy fat bitch will let you pee in her butt. There’s no way some princess will take a chance like that. Again, I’m strictly talking about taking bigger risks, here.

What were we talking about?

Yeah but with a goatee?

He's no princess. Anyhow it's my analogy so let's move on. I think everyone agrees he's the skank. Well almost. There's always one you can't reach.

Moving on

it was dark thought it was just BBQ sauce from the rack of ribs she kept in her purse.

She did, too!

thank you

And Adam’s apple, sounds like.