Profiling?

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  1. USNavyTiger

    USNavyTiger Founding Member

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    There is no fiction stranger than truth. . .

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    . . .and no humor more amusing than tragedy.
    If you find that last line troubling, really think about if for a few minutes.
    Some of us are more than old enough to recall many of these events,
    some of us are not. History must be learned from, else it will be repeated.
    Laugh, then shed a tear. The world is a mad place.

    Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the following
    multiple choice test. The events are actual cuts from past
    history. They actually happened!!!

    Do you remember?

    In 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by:
    a. Superman
    b. Jay Lenno
    c. Harry Potter
    d. Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40

    1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and
    massacred by:
    a. Olga Corbett
    b. Sitting Bull
    c. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    2. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:
    a. Lost Norwegians
    b. Elvis
    c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    3.During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in
    Lebanon by:
    a. John Dillinger
    b. The King of Sweden
    c. The Boy Scouts
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    4. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
    a. A pizza delivery boy
    b. Pee Wee Herman
    c. Geraldo Rivera
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    5. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year
    old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his
    wheelchair by:
    a. The Smurfs
    b. Davy Jones
    c. The Little Mermaid
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    6.In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy
    diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:
    a. Captain Kidd
    b. Charles Lindberg
    c. Mother Teresa
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    7.In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
    a. Scooby Doo
    b. The Tooth Fairy
    c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    8. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
    a. Richard Simmons
    b. Grandma Moses
    c. Michael Jordan
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    9.In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
    a. Mr. Rogers
    b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women problems
    c. The World Wrestling Federation
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    10.On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles
    to take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one
    crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed
    by the passengers. Thousands of people were killed by:
    a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
    b. The Supreme Court of Florida
    c. Mr. Bean
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    11.In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
    a. Enron
    b. The Lutheran Church
    c. The N FL
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    12. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
    a. Bonnie and Clyde
    b. Captain Kangaroo
    c. Billy Graham
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    Nope, ....I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you?

    So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be allowed to profile certain people. They must conduct random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, secret agents who are members of the President's security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winning and former Governor Joe Foss, but leave Muslim Males between the ages 17 and 40
    alone because of profiling. :thumb:
     
  2. red55

    red55 curmudgeon Staff Member

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    Don't forget who shot the Pope . . . a muslim male extremist.
     
  3. USNavyTiger

    USNavyTiger Founding Member

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    oh yeah, him too..
     
  4. CParso

    CParso Founding Member

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    Well they are still going to profile everywhere, including airports. This just means that they can't "pick on" muslims. They have to screen a wide variety of people. This doesn't mean that they won't still screen the muslims - just that they do others as well. I think this is a good idea, as long as it isn't taken to far. Alot of other assinations and other things have been done by people who weren't muslim male extremists - crazy white boys have killed hundreds of thousands of innocent people.


    Interesting story: The last time I flew was with my grandmother about 2 years after 9/11. There was an Arab man in the airport, ragdu & all - walking around aimlessly & he eventually made his way to my port. My grandmother started screaming, "They had better not let that raghead on my plane!!" I was laughing, people were staring - some nodding in agreement, some just plain shocked. He walked away & we didn't see him again but the flight attendant informed my grandmother that he wasn't allowed on the plane.

    The moral of the story: Don't worry, the airports may want to be politcally correct, but their utmost concern is profits & arabs on planes = bad for profits.
     

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