1. If women didn't have whisker biscuits, I wouldn't give a fuck what they think. Ever.
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  2. That's definitely true about everyone except me
  3. I said 2. Same as two last I checked. Although I've never actually checked. I don't worry about ruining civilization or women. But his analysis was pretty good.
  4. It's not about trust and ruining civilizations. It's about getting laid in the foreseeable future. You're simply thinking, how do I get out of this / not get involved, so that I'm not the bad guy. Play your cards right, you still get laid by your wife and your mom still loves you. Play your cards wrong, both of em are pissed off at you. Wife holds out and mom doesn't bake you a cake.

  5. Ever?

    Yeah that's probably true now I think about it.
  6. Same here, I am genuinely sexist and think women are stupid and unbearably emotional. In that regard I acknowledge that I am an awful person but there is not I can do about that
  7. Some nights I am super nice to my g/f just because I want to get my carrot wet.
  8. So 1990.....but I hear they are making a comeback.

    If your fantasy football team was better I might believe you......however!

  9. This is what 25 yr old mistresses are for. Try not to think of your daughters if they are close in age..
  10. See finally some true honesty here! I can respect that, go teach the rest of em....
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