If I cudda hit the middle of the fairway I’d be in the Golf Hall of Fame ... My fairway accuracy was below .750 Senor B
Who’s really Number 1 ... Alabama Bullshit don’t cut it no more! Those stats are not against fucking cupcakes
In my dreams hit a 2-iron 400 yards ... I hit the prettiest high fade with my two almost always sticking it in birdie or eagle distance from the cup on those par 4 and 5’s I cheated and carried a 2-iron breaking the 14-Club rule ... I think it’s a shit rule and I did it during my Hogan Nike Tour days and never got called for it as I used an oversized TM bag ... Most pros Carry ... 1. Driver ... Mine is handcrafted Bert Dargie 7 degree Taylor Made xxx-stiff custom shaft 2. Three-wood ... Mine ditto above save loft 3. 1-iron or 2-iron 4. 3-iron 5. 4-iron 6. 5-iron 7. 6-iron 8. 7-iron 9. 8-iron 10. 9-iron 11. PW (45-49)... I used 48 12. SW (54-58)... I used 55 13. Custom 60 or other wedge, even gap wedges that are lofted between a PW and SW ... 50-53 I had a 52 and a 60 ... Rarely used my 52 and stopped carrying it 14. Putter ... Ping Model Classified ... I was a terror with that Pinger as a pro, still am. Anyway, have fun carry 20 if you want
Hey Bump ... Did you see Oeaux’s present for LITTLE NICKY THE MONONGAH MAULER Oeaux has heard about Little Nicky’s prayers to Satan worried about November 9 ... Oeaux heard about Little Nicky’s fears about being in bed afraid of what’s in the closet Oeaux has heard about Mrs Saban rocking a whimpering Nicky in her arms at night Oeaux is gone come visit Little Nicky ... He’s gonna bring the Rougaroo ... He’s gonna bring the Clown too ... With a pretty red balloon ... The Rougaroo is gonna hide in Little Nicky’s closet and make those scratching noises How will the Monongah Mauler sleep now? That Cajun Monster hiding in his closet
