Funny story, the short version, in 09 I was away for the summer and the wife got a dog against my insistence that she didn't. I was SO pissed that she did.

Well a few weeks ago I was hammered, I know, shocker right. I let the dog out at about 3 am and it usually comes right back in but not this time. So off I go, freezing my ass off with the windows down through the neighborhood looking for this dumb dog. On my 3rd time around it was sitting at the door.

and the dog probably told your wife, “the dumbass is back.... I told you he wouldn’t get lost...”

I love that dog, now, but if it ever says a word it dies instantly. It will have to be suicided for security purposes.

You need to rethink that. Not just everybody has a talking dog.

Look, if the dog lives then I die. I'm not going out that way!

yes the chinese are one of a handful of countries that have inter continental ballistic missiles. they could hit us, but we have a misslile defense system, i am not sure how well it works though. i took a course on this in college, but it was 20 years ago

the one in Spies Like Us missed.

Pretty sure we "used" to have satellites loaded to shoot down any threat headed our way