I didn't see the sequel. Your wife is right. Listen to her.

She's always right. But if you ever overhear someone mispronounce it at an LSU game that may be me. The wife will be rolling her eyes and shaking her head.

I'll silently acknowledge with an obligatory eyeroll maybe a head shake.

Why would you say sword at a football game?

He might be planning for after the game saying we can't cross swords.

If Miles would have fallen on his sword a year or two before he got run off we would have beaten 'Bama by 40pts instead of 20. Save travels back home Gumps.
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Opera is a good alternative IMO. Chrome is a hog.

I recommend TOR , at least as a secondary stealth browser - when you're buying cannabis with bitcoin, viewing porn, laundering money, buying cock rings....

Or buying a sord.

I'm going to stick to my guns on this one. Sword sounds better with the 'w', and it's spelling is logical. Like 'swear', 'swamp', 'sweet', etc...
I will not be bullied by the pronunciation police - the dictionary and its minions