Random thoughts of the day

Discussion in 'New Roundtable' started by Sourdoughman, Jan 28, 2009.

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  1. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    What about the "g" in enough? The "k" in knife?
     
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    fanatic Evil Morty lives...

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    There's a new Mardi Gras krewe starting in New Orleans this year....the Krewe of NFL. All the member dress as referees, and no one throws a thing.
     
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    I pronounce every letter in "knight"
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  6. Bengal B

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    Why are customers of fast food places expected to throw away their own trash? The table will still have whatever sweat, snot or other unseen germ colonies on it. I always leave whatever spilled ketchup or sauce, pieces of lettuce, onion or pickles there so that the next customer won't sit there until an employee wipes it off.
     
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    mctiger closet claustrophobic Staff Member

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    My wife and I rarely eat in at fast food places, but when we do, we always get an employee to wipe the table first.
     
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    This will ruin a morning at work...you get involved in a task, then reach for that last sip of coffee...and too late, you realize that you haven't touched the cup in about 20 minutes and that last sip is now ice cold.
     
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  9. Bengal B

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    A northern fairy tale starts off " Once upon a time."

    A southern fairy tale starts off "Y'all ain't gone believe this shit."
     
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    Does Matt Moscona practice the phony laugh he uses for things that aren't funny?
     
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