There's a new Mardi Gras krewe starting in New Orleans this year....the Krewe of NFL. All the member dress as referees, and no one throws a thing.
Why are customers of fast food places expected to throw away their own trash? The table will still have whatever sweat, snot or other unseen germ colonies on it. I always leave whatever spilled ketchup or sauce, pieces of lettuce, onion or pickles there so that the next customer won't sit there until an employee wipes it off.
My wife and I rarely eat in at fast food places, but when we do, we always get an employee to wipe the table first.
This will ruin a morning at work...you get involved in a task, then reach for that last sip of coffee...and too late, you realize that you haven't touched the cup in about 20 minutes and that last sip is now ice cold.
A northern fairy tale starts off " Once upon a time." A southern fairy tale starts off "Y'all ain't gone believe this shit."
