Southern ladies don't perspire. They glisten.

You bet your ascot.
Feels just like Im at the grove.

I do declare. Your red beans and rice have put me
In a most inappropriate position to enjoy my mint julep.

if you dont have ham hocks in it, its really a waste of time.

Warning**language**but funny as hell.

I don't fart........I guess you can/do, when the need arises, it is just a gentle release of a slight breeze. Now I have this "vision" of you wearing your mojo BUT raising a "cheek" and then the bbbbbrrrrrrraaaaapppppppp!!!!! I am destroyed

You have read that Southern women don't fart, right?

I didn't know you could get just the ham hocks at Honey Baked. I get a Honey Baked Ham once or twice a year and when the ham has been eaten I always use the hocks to make red beans. Truly AWESOME! To cook enough for a bunch of people at a tailgate maybe just buying a couple of the spiral cut hams and chopping up the ham and cooking the beans with the hocks, the ham and some pork sausage would have to be great