Tommy Casanova, LSU's only three-time All-American. Nobody got laid like Casnova got laid. Then he went into the NFL, got famous and went pro-bowling every year. Then he went to medical school and got rich as an eye surgeon.
Although this is kind of gay. I will play along. Booger McFarland. Just so I can have the name Booger.
Thomas Dunson because being known as the worst linebacker in LSU football history is still better than anything I have done on the football field. Seriously though, Jeremy Witten - was clutch at two sports and hit which next to Warren Morris' homerun is probably the second greatest homerun in LSU CWS history. I was in Omaha that year. It was AWESOME!!! Plus, I bet he got tons of ass.
Boy...do i not miss those commercials for the Rice Palaceeeeeeeee! Back on topic...I would have to choose Billy Canon...not only because every older (people that were actually alive then...i am far from that) person I run into when I wear LSU gear (and that is i wear LSU gear about 95% of the time) makes a coment on how awsome Canon was back in the day when he played againts their schools. Plus i would be the only heisman winner too...would be a perk!