Not to change the subject, just a quick aside. A heavily-hootered friend of mine approaching 50 had enjoyed the attention for decades but she had had enough of back pain and divots in her shoulders from bra straps so decided to undergo a breast reduction. Her husband objected vociferously, poo-poohed her issues, and thought she was doing it just to look more "girlish", which he thought was conceited and trivial. So she made him a deal. She would reconsider the operation if he would wear one of her bras filled with potatoes for a whole Saturday. He wore it for 2 hours and told her to do what she needed to do. So she called her insurance company and made french fries.
Great that he agreed to the challenge, obviously a good sport....yet, it's like all the other situations....you can feel it for an instant but you always know you can walk away from it.
He should have used Charlie Sheen's strategy. In an episode of Two and a Half Men Charlie's big hootered girlfriend Chelsea was going to get her boobs reduced. As she was entering the doctor's office to get it done she asked Charlie if he was still upset about it. He told her "No, and now that your boobs want be so big people's eyes will be naturally drawn to your ample backside." She cancelled the operation.
Hey, now....the struggle is real with boobs. I wouldn't need a reduction, but I don't love having quite as much as I do. For the life of me, I do not understand women with boob jobs. They aren't that great!
And now in 2015 still most of the mail carriers I see are black women. Next time you see a mail truck look and see who's driving.
