What the heck is a "amradillo".

This guy must have been "meandering across an Interstate" during English class.

If I were him I would rather auction off a 4th Quarter DEEP kick instead.

No, they finally called one very late in the game, after it had been going on all night. It was so blatant that people in the stands were continually exasperated and let out a huge, collective sigh of relief once they actually flagged it.

You could see jersey being pulled because the guy was clearly beat. There was no way they couldn't call that one.