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Knew a guy in mid school named Long Ong, true story.

Saw a Sailor once with a last name of Stain.

seaman ......

If its army, would major stain outrank general stain?

That was on your last order at Popeye's.

Cheese fest

In the words of the immortal Dale Brown , ‘Gestapo bastards’

I hope nobody on the crew was named Ben Dover

I work with a dude named Dick Brown. No shit. (pun intended). Nice guy, unfortunate name.