1. i like my bacon warm and crispy. I like other things soft and most.

    I love prosciutto but i think bacon has too much fat to eat like that.
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  2. If it ain't crispy it ain't cooked.
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  3. I like my women the way I like my coffee
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  4. You are in Oregon so I'm guessing a cold mochafrappachino latte.
  5. warm and sweet
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  6. Or black and full of cream. Oh shit am I a racist?
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  7. In line at a Starbucks?
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  8. Ground up and in the freezer?
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  9. You could call it the "Jeffery Dahmer Blend"
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