Alabama will have a motorized monitor cart which Nick can control from his hospital bed. It will have his face on the monitor, with cameras, speakers and a microphone. I can't wait for one of his players to f**kup, so Nick can roll his cart up to him when he comes off the field and chew his ass out.
No, the cart will have a sealed glass encasement like the Pope-mobile. Saban will be there in person.
Once a week to the grocery store, several trips to the vet, two trips to Jiffy Lube, and a trip to pharmacy for flu shots. I get that most of you approach this way differently than I do. I am old, have (controlled) diabetes, and now, the dreaded type A blood type.
